Top ten

I've read somewhere that blogs with lists are to be avoided at all costs. That being said, this is my first (and probably last) top ten list:

Top Ten signs that you're Absentminded

10. You spend the day grumpy and irritable only to realize you forgot to eat.

9. You spend 20 minutes looking for your keys only to find them in your pocket

8. You frequently stop mid-sentence because you forgot what you were going to say

7. You already forgot what number 10 was

5. You check which shoe goes on which foot 3 times. You still put the left shoe on your right foot.

4. You didn't notice there was no number 6

3. You write down something important so you won't forget, but then you lose the paper.

2. You sit down to check your email in the morning and 3 hours later, you realize you're late for work

1. When you're ready to leave the house, it takes you an additional 30 minutes to run back upstairs to get the 20 things you forgot. Like pants.